

Why so grumpy?
You will find that outside of every ramen and gyoza shop in Japan stands a machine just like this. This is the most common approach to order in the fastest and most efficient way. Select your food, pay, grab your ticket, and get in line. If you're lucky, the line will take a few minutes. If you are late, good luck with the queue!
Delicious food that tastes like Japan
How it works
Grumpy Dumpling consists of one person and a small kitchen. There are limited portions available per day, so get your order in early or you will understand the meaning of grumpy!
Here's our menu


Tonkotsu Ramen
(Returning in Autumn)
£13.00
7-hour pork and chicken broth, shoyu tare, prawn head oil, garlic oil, homemade ramen noodles, 3-day cured egg, chashu rolled pork, bamboo shoots, spring onions, sesame seeds and seaweed sheet.
Click here to download instructions

Charred Onion, Shiitake and Miso Ramen (v, vg)
(Returning in Autumn)
£11 (+£1 ramen egg)
Charred onion and shiitake broth, miso tare, garlic oil, homemade ramen noodles, shoyu glazed firm tofu, enoki mushrooms, bamboo shoots, spring onions, sesame seeds and seaweed sheet.
Click here to download instructions

VEGAN
It takes 5 minutes to cook our dumplings and all you will need is a non-stick pan and a tbsp of vegetable or sesame oil.


Prawn Gyoza
£5.00
(5 per portion) Plus dipping sauce & chilli oil


Pork Belly Gyoza
£5.00
(5 per portion) Plus dipping sauce & chilli oil

Shiitake Gyoza
£5.00
(5 per portion) Plus dipping sauce & chilli oil
VEGAN

What we do best
Fresh
Produced upon order, and is prepared by you for the freshest experience possible
Delivered
Scheduled collection or delivery to Hampton Wick and Teddington
Vegan friendly
Vegan options available, look out for the 'Vegan' note
VEGAN
Earth friendly
All packaging is recyclable


How to order
There is only one person cooking the limited portions each each, we recommend ordering a minimum of 48-hours in advance. Call or text any day between 9am and 5pm. If I miss your call, please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I am back in the kitchen.
Delivery times
Thursday and Friday between 4pm and 6pm
Collection times
Thursday and Friday between 2pm and 4pm
To order, call or text 07985498490
or email vanessa@grumpydumpling.co.uk








